Football Predictions - YAY!!!

How long is it going to take before the Times-West Virginian wakes up and puts me in the grid guessers? Come on folks...I have a better record than any of those clowns...

Anyway, here goes nothing:

West Fairmont @ Bridgeport
Circle the wagons folks, we're going to have an old-fashioned shootout in Bridgeport on Friday. No, it's not like West Fairmont is the Cowboys or anything...but's it's not going to matter to the Indians. Throughout most of the game...there isn't a whole lot of progress. The Indians make a push...the Bears make a push. The games is tied 7-7 going into the 4th. The Bears then put in their secret weapon against the Indians: Colonel George Custer and the Seventh Cavalry. It looks bleak for the Indians...until the counter with their own surprise: the Crazy Horse. Ladies and gentlemen, the Battle of Little Bridgeport is about the commence.

As the Indians closed in on the game winning touchdown, Custer ordered his men to shoot their horses and stack the carcasses to form a wall, but they provided little protection against the continued attack of the Indians. When the smoke cleared, the football was in the endzone and Crazy Horse and his Indians had led Bridgeport to victory. Bridgeport 14 - West 7.

North Marion @ Elkins
The Huskies are trying to end a miserable season...Elkins - ditto. My guess is that Elkins will win and Gary White's head will explode mid-4th quarter. Elkins 26 - N.M. 14

Morgantown @ University
The MoHawk Bowl. No Crazy Horses...no bald eagle swooping in to carry off a Mohiganette. A simple pounding applied by Morgantown. Morgantown 35 - University 18

Marshall @ Tulane
I thought about writing a joke about Marshall football...but, I guess Marshall football is the joke. Sorry Jennifer...but look at the record. Tulane rolls. Tulane 24 - Marshall 13.

Boston College @ Virginia Tech
So far Marcus Vick has been able to avoid the appeal of the high school girls in the stands at Virginia Tech. Can he make it another week? I think so. Virginia Tech 42 - Boston College 28

Baltimore Ravens @ Pittsburgh
This pick is made on the understanding that Big Ben is playing and Tommy Maddox gets nowhere near the field. If Tommy takes a single snap, the prediction is null and void. Pittsburgh 17 - Baltimore 9.

Go ahead and put the good money down...these picks are locks.