CHARLIE & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
A new movie brought to you by Warner Bros. Entertainment...and directed by Tim Burton. I can't wait to see this original movie...
Huh? What did you say? It's not new? What do you mean? You mean, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory was a movie before? You're kidding me! Impossible. Why would someone do that? It was made in 1971...hmmm...well, I guess not so new then.
Seriously, I'm not going to see this crap. I liked the original and I can't believe that Johnny Depp is actually going to make it better. I think it just goes to show that Hollywood is not coming up with any new ideas for movies. Everything is just a remake of the movie that was made before it...and it's getting a little old. And they wonder why people aren't going to the movies like they used to.
Oddjack Cultural Oddsmaker puts the over/under at number of times seeing the movie at 1. I'm taking the under for myself. If you see it, let me know what you think. I have my guesses...
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