Well, it's time for part seven of the many part mini-series of why Fairmont should be your vacation destination this summer. First, let me reiterate that I have researched the story that accompanies each attraction as best I could...some of my facts might be off a little.
Ohio County recently passed a resolution allowing table games at Wheeling Island Resort in Wheeling. For some reason, the folks of Wheeling think allowing more gambling will make their city better. That's a different story...but, I can tell you that Wheeling doesn't offer anything like Fairmont -- The High Life Lounge.
Oh yeah, who can resist the High Life Lounge and the many "grey" machines they offer? This is gambling at its best...no dealer, no strategy...just put your money in a pull the lever. Move over Las Vegas, Fairmont has the real High Life.
The best part is that you won't have to worry about searching for a High Life Lounge because they are everywhere. East Grafton Road? Check! Morgantown Avenue? Check! Route 250? Check! Pleasant Valley Road? Check! And more!!! Fairmont boasts no fewer than 5 and possibly as many as 10,000 High Life Lounges. And don't worry...there's definitely no "shady" characters hanging out at these clubs.
All High Life Lounges are required by state law to sell some type of food items so you don't have to worry about leaving your gambling efforts to grab a bite to eat. It's all right there. I even think they have restrooms...so, no worries there either. I'll be honest with you, I have never been inside the High Life Lounge...but I'm sure they are unbelievable. And much, much closer to you than Las Vegas...probably. And the money goes to good causes...like education, roads and renovations of the governor's masion in Charleston.
Anyway, come to Fairmont and enjoy the many, many gambling opportunities we provide at the High Life Lounge. Did you really have anything better to do with your money? I didn't think so.
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