I looked for something to write about yesterday but couldn't really get worked up about anything. Same for today. No fire to complain about Harry Reid saying that the war is lost despite our troops still fighting. No feelings on Hilary Clinton trying again to be from the South or Obama trying to prove he is "down for the struggle." Shoot...they even fixed the massive pothole on the interstate that was trying to destroy my car.
Sheryl Crow wants everyone to use one piece of toilet paper per visit. She says she was joking. She probably wasn't. Alec Baldwin left a voicemail for his kid that made the news. Sounded pretty mean...where's Al Sharpton? The Bulls are taking out defending NBA champs Miami...where's Michael Jordan? And the Suns are crushing the Lakers. There is justice in the world.
The Yankees are in last place despite the historic performances by Alex Rodrigueze...there is no justice in the world. Scientists may have found another planet we can all move to. It's only like 120 trillion miles away. Al Gore is afraid we might be heating it up already because we use too much toilet paper. Al Gore is an idiot.
Anyway, nothing much to write about today. Maybe something will light the fire later this afternoon...but, for now, that's all I got.
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